Thursday Thunks is baaaaaaaaack!

Berleen is wondering if anyone will notice. Did you?

1. Charlie Sheen is an idiot and will probably end up with his own stupid reality show that will get 40 million viewers the first day and then people will fall asleep and quit watching. What person, celebrity or not, would you watch every eppy of a reality show if they were the center of it all?  I'm not much into reality shows but once in a while, I watch American Idol 10. You are watching, aren't you?

2. We all pay bills and wish we didn't have to. We all work and wish we could just lay around all day doing nothing. We all have those grown up responsibilities that we wish we could give to an African Elephant. Besides all the things the African Elephant got from you for the day, what is something from your high school years that you miss most of all? I can get away with being foolish and a pain in the _ss.

3. Sometimes we want to grow wings and fly. Whats the farthest you've fallen? Desperation.

4. There is square bread, wheat bread, circle shaped bread, bread with nuts in it, funny named bread. When you open a bread bag, do you twist it when you are done or put the metal tie thingie back on? (And did you know that if you look at that metal tie thingie, it has a day of the week printed on it?)Twist.

5. Some spoiled little brat (hey.. my opinion) called 911 on her teacher because he shook his own desk to get the students attention in the class. (I know, right?) Think back... what clever ways did a teacher of yours use to get the attention of the class or a particular student? She used a megaphone.

6. Artwork, pictures, notes, appointments. How many magnets are on your refrigerator? I have a buddha magnet beside my sponge bob one. A note that says, "Do not use the bathroom, muriatic on the rim".

7. Cats are fluffy, dogs are soft, snakes are leathery, fish are wet. What is an animal that you have held or petted that you don't think many people have had the chance? Cocks. And please don't go green on me. I mean, roosters. If you get here in the Philippines, cockfighting (or "sabong") is legal.

8. I'm coming to your house to paint your kitchen. I'm bringing the paint. What color should I not have with me? Purple?

9. Snow falls down, sometimes sideways. It still ends up on the ground. If snowflakes came in all different colors, which color snowflake would fall the fastest? Purple?

10. We caved... well at least I did. Are you glad Thursday Thunks is back? Yay, of course! It's a great thing to have some craziness in our week, even if it falls on a Thursday!

Have a great day. Or not. See you around.